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Everytime I got to a forum theres always a group of people who claim Chuck Norris as their God. In the movie Talladega nights, I believe Ricky Bobby says "help me Jesus, Tom Cruise..." (maybe the other way around). So will their be a day where I go to a forum and find a Tom Cruise worshipping cult?

2007-04-02 17:22:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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There already is a Tom Cruise worshiping cult, it's called Scientology.

*drum roll* I'll be here all night folks. Try the veal.

2007-04-02 17:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Honestly, Tom Cruise's relationship with real-life nuts makes the idol worship a little less funny.

Jack Bauer is the next Chuck Norris.

2007-04-03 00:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0 1

Chuck Norris is more of a god than Tom Cruise (that pansy) will ever be! All hail the great and powerful Chuck Norris!

2007-04-03 01:07:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Tom Cruise is not the head of Scientology, and he's not whorshipped;everyone must whorship Chuck Norris, for he's the God of kicking @ss.

2007-04-03 00:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by FaceFullofFashion 6 · 2 0

Greetings

Tom Cruise has a problem with prelest. Yes I did spell that right.

In Christ

Hox

2007-04-03 00:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by ladderofdivine 2 · 0 0

Tom Cruise is nuts, lol

2007-04-03 00:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by ♥willow♥ 7 · 0 0

Tom Cruise is the One Clear God and L.Ron Hubbard is His Prophet...

Now pay me.

2007-04-03 00:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Babs 4 · 0 1

Scientology has that base covered. And if anyone tried to take over that post they would probably sue them sooo, yeah.

2007-04-03 00:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by Satan 4 · 0 1

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Isaiah 44:20 "His own heart has been trifled with...And he does not deliver his soul, nor does he say: "Is there not a falsehood in my right hand?"
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2007-04-03 00:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by mygrandmaker 2 · 0 0

Scientologists do.

2007-04-03 00:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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