My favorite. What is your sign? Best answer: Exit, try using it!
2007-04-02 16:36:55 · 26 answers · asked by J D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think I let the funny farm in with this question...
2007-04-02 17:01:47 · update #1
I remember once, a guy had asked me, "Did it hurt?"
Hurt? "When you fell from heaven?"
A disgusting one some drunkard asked me was, "Is it the same color below as it is on top?" Gross. Don't ever ask that question, guys. EVER!
2007-04-02 17:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by Red 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have had a lot of pickup lines used on me. Me and a guy friend of mine were talking and he told me the funniest (and lamest) pickup line ever. He's like "Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can c myself in your pants". Hilarious...
2007-04-02 23:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by LiVE.L0VE.LAUGH :]♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some dude asked a gal pal of mine in college for a dance at one of the mixers:
"Tell me, are you an angel who has fallen from heaven or are you just naturally divine? May I have this dance?
She replied very sweetly: "Thank you for your kind invitation which I simply cannot accept. However, I will forever admire your good taste."
2007-04-02 23:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by stonechic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger, oh so long ago, my favourite comeback was:
The price goes up tomorrow and the boys would run,oh I was so naughty then but in a good way lol, not rude or never swore,
2007-04-02 23:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Angel Eyes 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol yours is good, but here's a true one...
"I think I'm your cousin!"
This was actually used by a friend of mine at a bar we went to many years ago ... only it wasn't a real pick up line lol, he was really her cousin! But the guys at work picked up on it and used it lol
2007-04-02 23:41:32 · answer #5 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if this was the greatest pick up line or not...but it worked...lol, and my husband used it on me.
At a bar...(long before, I was converted) on my first date with my present husband...he lovingly looked me in my eyes and said, "you are even more beautiful, when I'm drunk"
haha!!
*sigh*
2007-04-02 23:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by sincerelysarah117 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is embarrasing but back a few years ago... i told a girl... man its like the cheesiest cra.p ive ever known... i told a girl 'where's my library card? cuz i wana check you out'.... i stil think bak and think how i was able to say something like that... and the overused but always lethal... rolling of the eyes... ouch
2007-04-02 23:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by nickname 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The absolute worst was when a guy said to one of my friends "I'm a turkey, wanna gobble?"
He was a turkey and we took off fast. We sure laughed like crazy afterwards, though.
2007-04-02 23:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by Nanneke 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was asked by a punk in a bar if people my age could still have sex.
I said No.
He said he would rather die than get too old to have sex.
I told him he should go ahead and kill himself now before he got there.
The bar was in hysterics.
2007-04-02 23:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey there, haven't we met somewhere before?
My answer was 'yeah....the VD clinic!'
Thought it was pretty funny till I realised....
a) was spose to say - yeah I'm a NURSE at the VD clinic, and
b) it turned out that he was a friend of my Sister's and was trying to place my face...opps! Now that was awkward....
2007-04-02 23:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Moneta 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋