You know, just to get things going.
2007-04-02 13:56:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests.
2007-04-02 13:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
2007-04-02 21:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 i see your problem, DONT SUCK , cease sucking immediately, therefore you will be good, and everybody will be jealous, so my advise is DO NOT SUCK
#2 QUICK! whats the number to 911?
2007-04-02 21:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by sarabearr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
2007-04-02 21:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by turley345 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your attracted to men, then you know your gay!
2007-04-02 20:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ [þæ] ツ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋