Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh-uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." The town council loved it, and finally everybody was happy.
2007-04-02 11:56:09 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too funny !!!! lol!!! :-)
2007-04-08 04:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by Soldier in the Rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The names they used were really funny:) 8.5/10
2007-04-08 21:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ranisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually pretty funny....especially the freaks and cheeks.
2007-04-08 01:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by brandon_w_2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Love it! Kudos! LOL.
2007-04-05 08:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lik freaks n cheekc
haha
2007-04-03 03:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by rubikkiub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaha i liked the names that they couldn't use
2007-04-02 20:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh my ass off that was cutie.
2007-04-08 19:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. that is hilarious...
hahahahahahahaha
good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-04-03 04:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol!
2007-04-08 00:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by bLaH! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋