A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around
just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came
into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,
crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated,
"but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over
and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he
heard her announce, " I have to get something. Now you stay JUST
LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out! He curses
under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's
going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation".
2007-04-02 11:27:24 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats really funny!
10/10! lol hehehehehehehehehe
Do you mind if I use this joke?
2007-04-02 11:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yowtch! Hahaha
2007-04-02 18:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by tranquil 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-02 18:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha!!
2007-04-02 18:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ethen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one
2007-04-02 18:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by mayris 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty funny
2007-04-02 18:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by Charles C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are a funny person.
2007-04-02 18:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
agaga
2007-04-03 03:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by rubikkiub 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one.. hahaha.. luved it
2007-04-02 19:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by ifaz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's really funny!!!!
2007-04-02 18:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by SaRaH s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋