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Whom you do not believe in?
Yet you adore the FSM who you also don't believe in?

Where is the logic here?

2007-04-02 09:49:22 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

40 answers

I rage when our lord the FSM is boiled in water that has not been properly salted.

2007-04-02 09:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

I don't believe Jesus was divine in any way, but I agree with much of what he said. I certainly don't boil with rage at the mention of his name.

A list of all the divinities I don't believe in would take a very long time. I don't believe in the Judeo-Christian God or any of his angels or saints, nor any of the Babylonian gods, or the Greek Pantheon, or the Roman approximation of the Greek Pantheon, nor any of the Egyptian gods, or Norse gods, or the Zoroasterian gods, or the Native American Great Spirit, or...

*yawn* Okay, now I'm getting tired.

But anyway, seeing as how I have no idea what "the FSM" is, I don't think I'll start "adoring" it any time soon. I prefer to reserve my adoration for the really nice people I know.

2007-04-02 09:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Guernica 3 · 0 2

Not really. But many people were boiled in the name of Jesus Christ during the middle ages.

2007-04-02 09:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I boil with gratitude at the name of Jesus Christ.

2007-04-02 10:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by Kidd! 6 · 0 0

FSM prepares food for the digestive system--Jesus is food for the soul

2007-04-02 10:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0 0

Anger, no.
Deep pity for the religion dupes yes.

FSM and IPU are illustrations of religious fallacies. Nobody worships Russell's Teapot.
If you understood what FSM was about you might begin to understand why creationism is a myth.
If you understood IPU you might be able to grasp what is wrong with JHVH/El-Shaddai.

2007-04-02 09:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by U-98 6 · 1 2

I only cringe when I hear the name of Jesus used as a swear word. And I eat lots of Spaghetti too.

2007-04-02 09:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 1 0

A very good observation!
Actually the reason that people get so mad about the name of Jesus Christ is because demons HATE our Savior. You have to hate in order to feel rage, it is just impossible not to.
I don't know who FSM is..
If hearing the name of Jesus makes you boil with rage and hatred then you need to look at your heart because there is a very strong force making you feel this way.
Very excellent thought believer....I hope this puts a seed in someone's heart to realize that there is something holding them back from a relationship with their Savior.

2007-04-02 09:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by Sheree H 3 · 1 5

Yes, Where IS the Logic here ? .... :-)
I don't boil with Rage at the Name of Jesus Christ ....

2007-04-02 09:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by Mictlan_KISS 6 · 5 1

Who boils with rage? Can we have an example?

2007-04-02 09:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 2 0

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