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No, he'd have something cool like:

To make your prayers come true,
you have to get off your knees.

2007-04-02 08:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jesus have no desire or intentions to drive a car when spiritually he can move better and faster than any man made car. Stickers and fish and any thing else is only needed in this humanistic world and is not to be compared to anything of the lord.

2007-04-02 15:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0 1

Maybe he'd have WWTWSIDRD stickers on it? Blessings in the Light of Christ!

2007-04-02 15:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by Guvo 4 · 1 0

Maybe he would have it painted like a 60's van with flowers

2007-04-02 15:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, he'd drive a car covered in daffodils and daisies you silly goose!

2007-04-02 15:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Lina 5 · 2 0

Jesus could not put bumper stickers on his car because they would say honk if you love jesus and no one would ever be able to hear anything. . because everyone would be honking!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-02 15:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I bet it'd be real subtle, like an unmarked police car.

2007-04-02 15:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0 0

If Jesus could drive he would probably go and pick up Rush Limbaugh and pop some Vicodins.

Jesus built my hot rod, and it contains none of his self-righteous propaganda!

-monkey

2007-04-02 15:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by monkey tuesday 3 · 2 2

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