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One sausage says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot on this frying pan!" The other sausage said, "Holy crap! A talking sausage!"

2007-04-02 04:22:40 · 18 answers · asked by Johnny Afman 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

uhhhhhhhh, i don't get it?!?!?!?!?

lmao! =)

2007-04-02 08:22:37 · answer #1 · answered by **Lil QT** 4 · 0 0

in the event that they're thick link sausages, like italian sausages or bratwurst, then you definately would do plenty extra desirable to place some water or hen inventory interior the pan till now each and every thing, to enable them to poach slightly and enable the liquid prepare dinner all the way right down to no longer something. then you definately sear the sausages interior the pan after the liquid is long gone. in case you employ inventory you could then fry onions and peppers are different vegetables interior the pan afterwards and function an attractive flavorful area

2016-12-15 14:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

So then the assistant chef said, "Look! The meat's talking!"

The head chef looked, scratched his head, and replied,
"You never sausage a thing!"

2007-04-02 04:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1 0

2 funny talking sausages....

2007-04-02 04:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Dice 3 · 0 0

Groan

2007-04-02 04:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0 0

LMFAO

so funny 10/10

2007-04-02 04:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by turley345 2 · 0 0

talking sausage! what will they come up with next?

2007-04-02 04:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO Good Joke

2007-04-02 04:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0 0

LOL, i freakin LOVE that joke!!
"two tomatoes were sitting in the fridge. one turns to the other and says' "goodness, its cold in here." the other says, "holy crap!! a talking tomato!!"
man, i love those. i laughed out loud in class. thanks for the laugh

2007-04-02 05:54:39 · answer #9 · answered by Syd 5 · 1 0

Scawy Avatar...Uh wah!

2007-04-02 04:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no! that's not how it goes...two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "woo its getting hot in her!" the other muffin says, "holy sh!t, a talking muffin!" ;)

2007-04-02 05:10:16 · answer #11 · answered by jennifo! the nympho 3 · 0 0

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