If God gave you fifteen minutes and a huge closet with every kind of garment it it, what would you pick to wear during the Rapture? I think I would go with something white and flowy. I would like to look as much like an angel as possible.
2007-04-02 03:20:30 · 17 answers · asked by Veratas 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Divers costume and a feather boa
2007-04-02 03:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
For one, i'd put on a robe of sensibility b/c there is no a rapture coming. And second if it were, i'd be more concerned about not missing my flight out of here rather than a materialistic appearal, b/c when he comes to get us we will all be changed in the twinkling of an eye either way it goes.
2007-04-02 10:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by James L 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Cradle of Filth original-style uncensored t-shirt...
The one with the nun masturbating with a crucifix on the front, with the words "Vestal Masturbation" ....
... and "JESUS IS A CVNT" in huge lettering on the back [with a "U" instead of a "V", obviously... but then Yahoo exercises the censorship my t-shirt does not].
Y'know... just in case god forgot which side I was on amidst all the people and was considering for even a moment NOT leaving me behind. I'd have to make totally sure I was left to appreciate a world without religion.
2007-04-02 10:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rapture? The word is not found in the Bible! It is used in the medical field, such as when the placenta is 'raptured' ( or is it ruptured? ) when the baby is born.
So, what did I wear during my "rapture". Naked of course!
2007-04-02 10:26:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since there is no rapture you won't need to worry about it. Doctrines invented in the 1800s are not legitimate Apostolic teachings
2007-04-02 10:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wasn't born with clothes on so what makes you think God would give you a huge clothes filled closet??
2007-04-02 11:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by funkster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There will be NO religious Rapture.......................
so keep your clothes on !
The ONLY Rapture a human will have is when they die and they have NOT established Their Relationship with Our Creator.
Here's how you can establish Your Relationship with Our Creator:
Create a private, personal, direct, divine Relationship with Our Creator and save your Soul from religion.
Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truly Free!
Love and Believe in Our Creator;
Love and Believe in Yourself.
2007-04-02 10:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by drwooguy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Don't hold your breath waiting for such a thing. Unless you have a blue dress that you think will match your blue lips. There is no such thing as a "rapture". Pre-tribulation or otherwise.
2007-04-02 10:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This sounds like a fantastic time for a suit made of duct tape!
2007-04-02 10:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by ThePaulson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would wear a pair of jeans, a pair of DC's, and a kiss t-shirt!!
i will then skateboard my way into God's kingdom!!
2007-04-02 10:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋