seriously i need really funny jokes today. not feeling well at all
2007-04-02 03:07:36 · 8 answers · asked by [[keetr//mary]] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was amazed. ;-)
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Take Care and God Bless !
2007-04-02 05:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Soul Doctor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What does a girls vagina look like in the morning?
A: Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q: What do lesbians use for potpourri?
A: an open can of tuna.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A lickalotapuss
2007-04-02 09:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by Jen M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blond and a brunette are sky diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord. Nothing. She pulls the emergences cord. Still nothing.
The blond notices what happened. She jumped out of the plane and yelled, "So, you want to race, huh?"
2007-04-02 03:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a business trip to indonesia,a black male took sometime off to play golf.he was playing particularly well wen he noticed a group of locals watching him.they wer obviosly excitd and wer shouting,'tiger woods'....taking this as a compliment to his golfing skills, he grinnd and waved towards their direction. it was at this point tat a tiger came out of the woods and ate him.
2007-04-02 03:41:35 · answer #4 · answered by ka2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many years from now George Bush dies and goes to heaven. He is walking around and wanders into Moses. He makes eye contact and says "Hello, Moses." Moses looks at him, then walks on by without saying a word. George thought to himself how odd, and walked away. Days later, he ran into Moses again, and tried to strike up a conversation. He went up to Moses and said hello. Moses turned around and walked away. George Bush starts chasing after him to get his attention, and finally tracked down Moses. He says to Moses: "Moses, why do you keep ignoring me? What's your problem?"
Moses says: "Last time I talked to a bush I was stuck in the desert for 40 years."
2007-04-02 03:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by colravi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra Sweet?
A: Because she thought that it was Diet Coke
2007-04-02 03:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Crazygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl walks into her parents room "Jesus Christ!" she screams. And you want me to see a doctor about sucking my thumb!
2007-04-02 03:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were three men. One named crap one, named manners, and one named scr*w you. One day they were all riding on motorcylces when scr*w you starts speeding. A cop pulls him over and says, "Hey, kid, what's your name?" Scr*w you says, "Scr*w you." Cop: "No, seriously kid, what's your name?" "Scr*w you." Cop: "If you don't tell me your name you're going to jail" "Scr*w you." Cop: "Where are your manners?" Scr*w you: "Driving down the road with crap."
2007-04-02 04:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by turley345 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋