One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong.
The second priest thought he should try to help, so he approached his distraught associate and asked him what was wrong. "Well" the first priest said, "have you ever heard of a Freudian Slip?"
"No," said the other priest.
"Well" said the first priest, "it's when one slips and says something one is thinking usually when it is the least opportune time."
"Oh," said the second priest, "so, what happened?"
"Well, today I performed a wedding and you know the part when you say 'I now pronounce you man and wife'?" asked the first priest.
"Yes?" said the second priest. "Well that is what I meant to say, and what I actually said was, "I now sentence you to death."
2007-04-02 01:18:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! ha! he! he! i liked it, very good. what i would love to know Chris is how does your wife feel about these marriage jokes you tell? 10\10 =) x
2007-04-02 04:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, man, I would love to be there when the priest said that.
2007-04-02 01:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some sort of priest that:::::!!!! sounds like he needs a few day"s off , (what was he thinking of ??)
2007-04-02 01:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never a truer word spoken 10 /10
2007-04-02 09:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to say yes because I need some points
2007-04-02 01:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by yuntaa_dba 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put down the crack pipe and step away slowly.
2007-04-02 01:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwa hahaha, funny.
2007-04-02 01:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by Booooo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lesser of the two evils.---- Only joking.
2007-04-02 01:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! Ha Ha!
2007-04-02 01:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny cos its sooooooooooo true.
2007-04-02 01:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋