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Cause you know I heard this joke where someone said "Your mom is so old she got a Bible authographed by Jesus".

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2007-04-02 00:01:35 · 20 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

Only if Jesus's Surname is "Gideon"

I have seen heaps of Bibles with the name "Gideon" in the front cover . . .

2007-04-02 00:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Life's a beach 4 · 2 2

It really is just a joke.

The Hebrew Old Testament Scriptures were the "Bible" of Jesus' time. I highly doubt that an "autographed" copy exists; it would have been considered sacriligious to sign or otherwise "graffitti" the Holy Scriptures by any good Jew. Jesus certainly qualifies in that regard!

The New Testament scriptures were not written and compiled for several decades after Jesus' death, ressurection, and ascension.

So, no.

2007-04-02 07:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0 0

There is no such thing. The first "bible" was produced hundreds of years after Jesus lived. He wasn't even around when the origional manuscripts were written.

2007-04-02 07:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by simpleybad 2 · 0 0

So it's a joke! Printing wasn't invented (let alone the Bible) in Jesus' lifetime.

2007-04-02 07:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 1 0

Of course not, the bible was written almost 200 years after the death of Jesus.

2007-04-02 07:06:05 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0 1

Jesus did not write the Bible.

2007-04-02 07:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0 1

The True Word Of God Has His Autograph

2007-04-02 07:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus didn't write the bible. The bible wasn't even written while he was alive, so no, there is no bible autographed by Jesus.

2007-04-02 07:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by dream*within*a*dream 3 · 0 1

No, the bible wasn't written until after Jesus dies, and was not compiled until much later.

2007-04-02 07:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have found no definition for the word 'authographed'.

2007-04-02 07:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0 1

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