Could it be what burglars see with...
2007-04-01 15:34:09 · 12 answers · asked by Spike 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you fibber
2007-04-01 15:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the sons of bitches ! ." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
2007-04-01 15:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 : to break into and steal from
2 : to commit burglary against
2007-04-01 15:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by friendofb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Six pints of Guinness and two Whiskys in them
2007-04-01 23:56:11 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahha! It is a made up word for being burgled.
2007-04-01 15:43:40 · answer #5 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An American version of English!
2007-04-01 15:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha :::no it"s the burglars monthly magazine publication ::??
2007-04-01 15:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a word for being burgled they use in court
2007-04-01 21:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can i phone a friend
2007-04-02 00:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's what Cat burglers have.
2007-04-01 16:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when someone burgularizes you and steals from you....
2007-04-01 15:48:21 · answer #11 · answered by danielleadena 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋