Imagine that a guy was named John Doe. He mysteriously dies with no identification at all. While on the slab, the examiner tries to match his face to pictures of missing people. When he finds that none match, he says
*sigh* I guess we'll label this one a John Doe.
Then all of a sudden, the corpse sits up and says
Hurray, *tosses hidden confettii* you guessed my name right. You get my internal organs.
The doctor then dies of a heart attack.
Haha
2007-04-01 13:54:36 · 8 answers · asked by ╣♥╠ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-01 13:55:39 · update #1
i dont like it sorry ;)
2007-04-01 14:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by jennifo! the nympho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad! Crazy joke! Poor doc!
2007-04-01 20:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe... I liked it! I've heard some better ones though... But it was good!
2007-04-01 21:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-01 21:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by anastasia v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not too bad!
2007-04-01 21:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 words: Dumb and Stupid
2007-04-01 21:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Allison C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a retarded joke and you deserve to get your face punched for wasting my time
2007-04-01 21:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I Don't Get It......
2007-04-01 21:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋