What is the funniest joke you played on someone today?
2007-04-01 11:34:48 · 12 answers · asked by hpage 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, to tell the truth I didn't. But here's a true story that illustrates why it may not be a good idea to play such a joke on a little old lady.
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense: Did you know him?
LOL: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense: What happened after he sat down?
LOL: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense: Did you stop him?
LOL: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense: Why not?
LOL: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense: What happened next?
LOL: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense: Did you stop him then?
LOL: No, I did not stop him.
Defense: Why not?
LOL: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense: What happened next?
LOL: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him, "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense: Did he take you?
LOL: Hell no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
2007-04-01 12:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by soulguy85 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once drove another co-workers car to the next parking lot... she totally freaked after work thinking it was stolen.
I add a few drops of food coloring to my friend's food. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful when she noticed her chicken was red.
other funny pranks that i've heard...
April Fools' Day - Spare Change
This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.
Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places at your victims room!
Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a car. (Make sure the car isn't already on!) Then get in it and have your parents/ friend start it up and it will pop. It will sound like the tire popped.
http://www.kidzworld.com/article/1939-ap...
First you put Saran Wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE! Oh, and a scream. I don't recommend this because I got grounded for 3 months when I tried it. It's funny, and messy, so if you don't take my advice and do it anyway, be ready to clean up the mess! EWW!!!
2007-04-01 18:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jan!3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well today I have pranked alot of people. First my boyfriend, grease on the fridge door, soap on the hot and cold water, shaving cream on the bottom of the toilet, something on his shirt, a mess in the kitchen, a shooting star outside last night, and a cop car over at our neighbors house. My parents I told them some guy got pulled over in front of my house and was fighting with the police. My brother, I told him his ex-girlfriend was pregnant and it was his. Another friend in the army, I told him my boyfriend signed up for the army, myspace, I told everyone I was pregnant with triplets! I have had a lot of fun today.
2007-04-01 18:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by ~* Garden Empress*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I played a prank on Yahoo Answers fools
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai_KzgeMZHyff4iSI.coN6nsy6IX?qid=20070331235348AABbmH5
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Please DON'T MISS THIS - it's going on LIVE LIVE LIVE
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ajd4skW3e3s0G8xsr1PlGSTsy6IX?qid=20070401161241AA1iXNU
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My Question:
Hey guys my wife wants to have webcam chat with somebody - anybody interested?
Right now she is cowering naked under the sheets and has refused me unless I can give her another man for a while ! She's 22, 5'7" Indian and tight and really very horny and needs someone )a good communicator) to give her a very indecent chat. She's on cam.
Only call if you have Yahoo/AIM/MSN messenger.
Send me your details at sayakcool@yahoo.co.in and you can start rightaway. I am waiting for your mail.
Please respond within half an hour otherwise she might go to bed.
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And HERE ARE THE RESPONSES I GOT SO FAR
From: "Lewis Keeble"
To: sayakcool@yahoo.co.in
Subject: interested
Date: Mon, 02 Apr 2007 00:20:54 +0100
MESSAGE No.1: 24 year old male white american...eager and waiting...
And this is my reply:
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I'm sorry to hurt your feelings but it is the 1st of April and I am a
>single guy (there is no girl really) and I'm going to copy-paste your
email
>with your name (and others as well) when I choose a Best answer.
>
> Happy April Fool's Day
>
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MESSAGE No.2: Hello dictator_cool (sayakcool),
You have received a message from another user!
From: Mark L PROFILE http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylc=X3oDMTBxZjVlc3FkBF9TAwRzZWMDdXNyX3VzcgRzbGsDc2VuZGVy?show=78efb15df78f587b7043fde396c8065aaa
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Subject: wife
Message: so is ur wife hott
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My response:
I'm sorry to hurt your feelings but it is the 1st of April and I am a
>single guy (there is no girl really) and I'm going to copy-paste your
email
>with your name (and others as well) when I choose a Best answer.
>
> Happy April Fool's Day
>
> Bye
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2007-04-01 18:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by dictator_cool 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well earlier i called my bf and asked him if he wanted to hang out, and then i got my sister alyssa to go out to lunch with him (we're identical twins) and so they left. he had no idea the whole date and at the end when he went to kiss her goodbye in the car she said im not cathy! he freaked and came inside my house and i started laughing and laughing it was so funny. then i thought about how good of a boyfriend he really is because he couldnt even tell me and my sister apart and he is supposed to "love" me!! haha we always have fun on april fools day it shows who truly knows us.
2007-04-01 18:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by cestmoi! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I put tape on the door frame and watched people get stuck in it.
2007-04-01 18:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We aren't much like that, but my youngest sister did glue a greeting card shut and hand it to me. Like that was funny.
2007-04-01 18:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by Kickin on the 88s 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check mine out :-)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhYbke2bTmX4iwhhNSO3cMnsy6IX?qid=20070330165047AAgtREj
Take Care and God Bless You !
2007-04-01 19:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by Soul Doctor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I answered a question with "Thanks for the deuce, Mavus" and the asker got really mad, reported me for abuse, then charged out of her bedroom, slid on a banana skin and broke a front tooth.
LOLOLOLOL @ you.
2007-04-01 18:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Winston Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn t pull this but my older sister made us all think she was pregnant!! scared the **** out of us!!!! lolzzzzz
2007-04-01 18:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by xx-MoRgAn-xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋