2007-04-01 11:28:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was Bruce Lee's sparring partner. Lee personally asked him to be in Way of the Dragon.
2007-04-01 11:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris does not read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him.
My sister's got a poster filled with these things.. Some of them have already been said. These are just a few. Enjoy! LOL :-)
2007-04-01 18:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
2007-04-01 18:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by linz172 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has the hairiest back of all martial arts stars.
2007-04-01 18:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by Val W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris dives into the water, he doesn't get wet.
The water becomes Chuck Norrised.
2007-04-01 18:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris counted to infinity......twice.
When Chuck Norris does "push-ups" hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down.
2007-04-01 18:30:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A native of Ryan, Oklahoma, Norris has two younger brothers, Wieland (deceased) and Aaron (a Hollywood producer).
2007-04-01 18:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by 0xxchelseaxx0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since chuck norris has almost twice the ammount of chromozones that any normal person has, every time he sleeps with someone they die.
2007-04-01 18:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by Sean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is old and getting older every day
2007-04-01 18:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by RUSSELLL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his birthday is march 10th!!!
(don't ask me how i know that)
2007-04-01 18:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by another</3'dgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋