1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 3 yrs old, hateful little dog, bites
2) FREE PUPPIES, 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
3) FREE PUPPIES, part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
4) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD, 85 lbs, neutred, speaks German
5) FOUND, dirty white dog, looks like a rat, been out a while, better be a reward
6) COWS, CALVES, Never bred, also one gay bull for sale
7)TREDMIL, $300, hardly used, call Chubby
8)GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown. $0.89/ lb
9)WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE, worn once by mistake, call Stephanie
10)FOR SALE BY OWNER, complete set of Encyclopedia, 45 volumes, excellent condition, $1000. No longer needed, got married last month and wife knows everything!
2007-04-01 11:07:20 · 4 answers · asked by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Someone ACTUALLY ran these in the paper today in my home town!!!! No lie!!!!
This certain someone has WAYY TOO much free time!!!!!!!!
2007-04-01 11:08:49 · update #1
And this list was also published in a local paper here about two years ago......
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2007-04-01 11:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jay Leno had on a classified ad that said "Pony for sale. Looks like small horse"
2007-04-01 11:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ads! It's crazy that they're true though!
2007-04-01 11:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol groovy, heard some of them before. Too much time AND money maybe! :)
2007-04-01 11:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋