There's a Jehovah witness at my door what should i do?

Question

I'M BUTT-NAKED AND HAVE A VERY BAD SUN-BURN ON MY LOWER BODY!

Answer 1

Get naked, cover yourself in red food coloring, grab a knife, and run out the door yelling "he's dead, he's dead".

Answer 2

It just so happen that people have done just that and to their surprise, the witnesses (who truly usually always come by two) never even gazed once at the person's nudity as they said what it was that they were there for and respectfully walked away. After all, what goes on behind a person's door is his business. After all, they are called Jehovah's witnesses, not Jehovah's stupid idiots and know how to carry themselves in any given situation as they have accepted the gift from their God to learn from His very own accurate knowledge which as opposed to what the majority do with it, which is to ignore it, they chose to embrace and thus reap the benefits in spite of whatever "genuine" idiots might do or say about things they know nothing of.

Answer 3

So is this suppose to mean anything? If you are a sexual offender, or potentential sex offender, than answer the door. If you aren't, and a neighbor sees you, than you will be very soon under the current state of laws in the U.S.

The best way to learn what to do to stop JWs is to contact a synagogue and talk to the Rabbi.

Ask him how the ancient Jews got rid of the Christian Jews when they went from house to house telling their brethren that the beliefs, rituals, and holiday observances that they have followed for hundreds of years was no longer valid?

I’m sure they had ways to get rid of the members, who from their point of view, were of this cult started by a Jewish lower class, and uneducated Carpenter, who was executed for cause by the governing authority. The only education he got was from his lower class parents, Mary and Joseph. These followers were also of the Jewish lower class, and uneducated, such as Peter, a failed fisherman, and Matthew, a tax hated collector.

Lacking any kind of education, let alone advance religious education, it was clear they were easily brainwashed into believing that the uneducated ex-carpenter was somehow the Messiah, which was clearly false as it was commonly known that when the Messiah came, he would destroy (Armageddon) the enemies of the true people of God, as foretold.

Saul of Tarsus, a highly educated individual in the religious arts, repeatedly proved they were a false religious sect and cult, creating their own scriptures (Bible) instead of relying on the Holy Torah, which had been used by the Jews for hundreds of years. He often stood by as the true believers of God stoned these so-called Christians for their door to door activities and spreading of false doctrine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_of_Tarsus

Now, I would recommend stoning, but they may have had other methods that worked to stop the house to house work and the spreading of false doctrine. What worked for them against the Christian cult may work against the JWs.

Answer 4

Throw on a robe and grab a Bible and read this passage to him before shutting the door and telling him sorry, but the Bible says that he has to leave.

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers have gone out into the world, those who do not confess the coming of Jesus Christ in the flesh. Such a one is the deceiver and the antichrist. 8 Watch yourselves, so that you may not lose what we have worked for, but may win a full reward. 9 Everyone who goes on ahead and does not abide in the teaching of Christ, does not have God. Whoever abides in the teaching has both the Father and the Son. 10 If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not receive him into your house or give him any greeting, 11 for whoever greets him takes part in his wicked works.

Answer 5

Open the window closest to the door that they are positioned and explain your delimma and that you're not up to company at this particular time or else don't answer the door at all and ignore them...eventually they'll go on.

Just be sure to treat them with the respect that you would want someone to treat you with!

Answer 6

I had two guys and a girl coming every Sunday to my door and I've been nice and then i just snapped and went to the door naked and said''she can stay but you two got to go'' never saw hide nor hair of them again

Answer 7

Hide in your basement and dont answer the door. Rest assured, when you check back in a half hour, there will be a copy of the Watchtower waiting for you.

Answer 8

Well, as you don't seem to be able to listen to my poor brother, maybe I should explain to you what he probably wanted to discuss with you today. We have just been engaging in a worldwide campaign to invite everyone to your local Kingdom hall to celebrate the Memorial of Christ's Death - which is tomorrow evening - Nisan 14 starts at sundown on April 2nd this year. We will be following the command Jesus gave to "Keep doing this in remembrance of me" (Luke 22:19,20). You are more than welcome. Only, I suggest you may want to put some clothes on!

Answer 9

grab 2 towels. A cold wet one for the lower half and a dry white one with which to make a turbin for your head.

Answer 10

My goodness, don't answer the door. I find if you just tell them you are not interested they will leave. I don't like to get nasty with these folks, they think they are helping you. I just tell them I have my own faith and really do not care to discuss theirs.Smile and say "good day", and close the door.