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But he doesn't...
I still haven't won the lottery
! still haven't seen the office junior without her clothes on
The Beatles haven't yet reformed

What's the crack?

2007-04-01 10:49:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

I think it's much more likely that a fundy will answer your Y!A question than a fake, invisible god will answer your prayers.

2007-04-01 10:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Just the other night at a hometown football game
My wife and I ran into my old high school flame
And as I introduced them the past came back to me
And I couldn't help but think of the way things used to be

She was the one that I'd wanted for all times
And each night I'd spend prayin' that God would make her mine
And if he'd only grant me this wish I wished back then
I'd never ask for anything again

Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

She wasn't quite the angel that I remembered in my dreams
And I could tell that time had changed me
In her eyes too it seemed
We tried to talk about the old days
There wasn't much we could recall
I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all

And as she walked away and I looked at my wife
And then and there I thanked the good Lord
For the gifts in my life

Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he may not answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

Some of God's greatest gifts are all too often unanswered...
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

2007-04-01 17:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

He does answer prayers but He's not a vending machine with prayer being the "coin"
The way to always get what you ask for is to be so in tune with His will that you will only ask for the things that you know He wants for you.

2007-04-01 17:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jan P 6 · 1 1

God won't just give or grant you something because you prayed for it.

Haven't you seen Bruce Almighty - do you remember what happened when Bruce answered everyone's prayers - the place was chaotic, and that was just Buffalo.

2007-04-01 18:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Kieran M 1 · 1 1

dear crack-man, you are on crack!!! God only answers prayers for those who are trully righteous, or whatever. You think your problems are soooooo noble that they need to be answered, well guess again. there are more people that suffer more than tou do.

2007-04-01 17:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

God answers all and He can answer the prayer as no, and when we pray for sinful things usually he says no

2007-04-01 17:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by Agent Buckwald! 2 · 4 1

Well, it's sorta hard for the Beatles to reform...after all, two are already dead. I'm sorry about the others, though.

2007-04-03 19:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by ♥TheBeatlesBiggestFan♥ 5 · 0 1

poor lost man, you dont need any of those things the least bit!
God knows whats good for you, he knows the future and can see everything you cant! i pitty you!
believe me, God answered and he answered no.

2007-04-01 18:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The Magic Eight Ball says "Ask Him again later"

2007-04-01 17:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by Audrey Grace 2 · 1 2

Yeah. I didn't get a puppy for Christmas, either.

2007-04-01 17:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 1 1

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