A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"
2007-04-01 10:25:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Loved it! You've got a good since of humor. And reality too!
2007-04-01 10:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant punch line, loved it. 10/10
2007-04-01 10:38:17 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-01 10:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it girl your on a roll keep it up
2007-04-02 02:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-01 10:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by leemac1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that guy must be really oblivious if he thinks she has golf clubs w/ her. omfg rotflmfao wow!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-01 10:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by sec_cogley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-04-01 10:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by Smartest Man Alive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao.....good one!!!!
2007-04-02 02:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have forgotton what it was....
2007-04-01 10:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋