A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
2007-04-01 09:55:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ohh, my...I don't think I can type...I am laughing so much I am crying.
This is a "twist" (ouch) on an oldie but goodie.
Have a good day.
Laughter is the best medicine....
2007-04-01 10:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, and I thought a woman would be totally disgusted to hear a joke like that!!! excellent
2007-04-01 17:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you been peeking girl pmsl 10/10
2007-04-02 09:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know me so well, ha ha. Loved it. 10/10
2007-04-01 17:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Naughty, but funny!!!
2007-04-01 17:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by vikkip67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! lol!
2007-04-01 17:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm...how rude!!!
2007-04-01 17:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by x yasmine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny. i get it. lolololo
2007-04-01 16:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
not funny
just sick
2007-04-01 17:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by excess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋