How do I get jesus out of my toilet?. This morning I went to take a wizz, lifted the lid, and there was Jesus trying to sexually abuse the TidyBolwman. Jesus is one sick twisted MOFO.
2007-04-01 09:48:21 · 7 answers · asked by CD 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't do drugs.
And just because christinanity exists in the world is reason enough to resort to mocking it.
Nothing fails with 100% consistency as does prayer. Why do people waste their time on something that fails like prayer?
If you know that jesus loves me, please provide empirical evidence that he does or else I think you be lying.
2007-04-01 10:08:25 · update #1
Where is the scientific study that shows mocking to be a sign of the under educated? You wouldn't be making that up would you? Does lying for jesus gain you brownie points?
2007-04-01 10:25:56 · update #2
LMAO Umm... Nail him to the inside of the tank?? One on each hand and one through his feet. Don't forget a crown of nettles.
2007-04-01 09:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by tahirih.luvs2sew 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flush 15 times in a row, that should help!
2007-04-01 17:23:11 · answer #2 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um. Please put down the drugs.
Certain Christians will find things to kvetch about in the most respectful and sincere questions....there is no reason to resort to stuff like this.
2007-04-01 16:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not know why, but He still loves you after you talk about Him like that
I'll add you to my prayer list
2007-04-01 16:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Those who mock are definitley not educated....
2007-04-01 16:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Agent Buckwald! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://www.orlyowl.com/boring.jpg
2007-04-01 16:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by Kate S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lord have mercy.!
2007-04-01 16:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Some call me "E" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋