If you were a cat, what would you like for a birthday gift? And what do you like to dream about?

Answer 1

A parakeet, and bugs in a sunny window.

Answer 2

If I were a cat, I'd like a can of salmon for my birthday, and a nice collar with rhinestones on it. And to *not* have the resident toddler attempt to give me any more "kisses".

I dream about sleeping. I am dead certain that is what my cats dream about.

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Answer 3

My dad got a card for his birthday-
"Why don't cats expect gifts on their birthdays?"

The answer is because they think they own everything already.

I dream about stupid things involving people that I know. Flying, putting dog crap in the driveway, robbing some rich dude, slamming doors, and CIA agents that look like cavemen are what my dreams have involved before, and it's really intertaining.

Answer 4

If I were a cat, I'd like catnip for a birthday gift.

I dream about waterfalls, but I would imagine that would terrify a cat.

If I were a cat, I'd probably dream of a pasture overgrown with catnip.

;o)

Answer 5

If I was a cat I would probaly want a catnip mouse, and a plate of scallops. I like to dream about adventures, and symbolical representations of events that are occuring around me. I also like when I am dreaming and walking along, then I look down and my husky is with me on his leash.

Answer 6

Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman days.
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back
to the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at;
while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat.

Answer 7

if i were a cat i would want tuna, cat nip, a cage full of 100 mice, and a nice big fluffy bed just for me for my birthday. i would probably dream about being a kitty ninja and kicking some dog booty.

Answer 8

I would like lots of tuna treats and I would dream that i finally catch that bug on the other side of the window.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

I would like some treats, to not have to wear a collar, a big can of tuna, and I would dream about chasing a big, fat mouse.