One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for 48 years!”
2007-04-01 08:06:12 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats really funny.
2007-04-01 08:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youre on a roll tonight Cowboy, love em all. 10/10+++++star
2007-04-01 09:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Cowboy,
I love that one,
10/10 an` a * 4 U. Cos ya are 1
Tink xxx
2007-04-01 12:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha!
2007-04-01 08:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-01 09:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2007-04-01 08:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.
Good one.
P.S. I like satin.
Don't like Satan though.
2007-04-01 12:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That got me rolling about with laughter!
Still giggling now!!!
LOL
10/10
2007-04-01 10:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-04-01 14:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But it would be even funnier if you corrected your spelling! Satin is not scary, sexy to the touch..yes but scary.... NO!
2007-04-01 08:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by Sluttty McSluttt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was married to his BROTHER for 24....
2007-04-01 08:15:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋