Customer: Waiter! Waiter: Yes Customer: There's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Are you using a a spoon? Customer: YES!!! Waiter: Try using a fork. Customer: A fork. Waiter: Yes, a fork. Customer: That won't work either. Waiter: Are you sure your soup is compatible with the bowl, what kind of bowl are you using? Customer: A SOUP BOWL!!! Waiter: Try updating it to the soup of the day. Customer this is the soup of the day. Waiter: Try updating to the latest soup of the day. Customer You have more than one soup of the day. Waiter: Yes, every hour, the latest soup of the day is chouder. Customer: OK, I'll update to chouder. 30 minutes later... Waiter: Here is your soup. Customer:This is potato soup. Waiter: Well...Uh...we didn't have a compatible bowl. Customer:Just give me my BILL, and I'll go buy some iSoup for $50. bill tomato soup: $10 Upgrade to soup of the day $20 : iSoup $50.
2007-04-01
07:03:08
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