Little William went to his father one day and said " Daddy , where did i come from ?"
Father started to stutter and stammer , but he realised that he had to tell his son the facts of life .
"Sit down Willie" he said..
At great length he described the whole business of creation , beginning with the birds and the bees .Then he went into the most graphic descriptions of human intercourse.
He concluded at last feeling tired and drained , Took an handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the persperation from his brow . "OK Willie , now fo you understand ?"
Willie scratched his head " Not really dad ,.Henry says he comes from London , but you still havn't told me where i come from. "
2007-04-01 05:54:26 · 11 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...could you just go over the middle bit again, about mummy and daddy's special cuddle?......
2007-04-01 06:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10 / 10 excellent !
2007-04-01 13:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-04-01 13:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-04-01 12:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by paul t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
giggle giggle snort! lol, gd 1, have a star
2007-04-01 13:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by x yasmine x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Poor kid! lol!
2007-04-01 18:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent.
2007-04-01 15:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it
2007-04-01 15:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by gotta_be_gnome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-04-01 17:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by CHRIS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha like it.
:-)))
2007-04-01 12:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋