"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to
stay here, so I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got three
folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, so you
can take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good considering the circumstances, so he
agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and
climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think
I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over
his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah,
I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
2007-04-01 05:35:40 · 30 answers · asked by slashdog2003 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive heard that before many times...but still funny ;) keep up the good work ** 10/10
2007-04-01 05:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Katie S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-01 12:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great ... I deff got got weird looks at work from busting out laughing ...
2007-04-01 13:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Like Nothing Else 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for that one!
2007-04-02 04:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that's great, but Clinton doesn't need to be in hell as much as others, i mean most likely all of the presidents have heated on their wives.
2007-04-01 12:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by bonbon010 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's bad but funny.
2007-04-01 12:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that one's really funny -- even tho i must have heard it a million times!
2007-04-01 12:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Weird.Beryl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol quite funny xx
2007-04-01 14:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its a classic that makes me laff every time.
2007-04-01 16:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Nice one.
2007-04-01 12:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋