1) When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In his sleep.
Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
2) Mr Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson@AOL.com).
Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's exact email address and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs Joan Johnson(JJohnson@AOL.com) of New Jersey, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.
The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.
When she was finally revived by her daughter, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
2007-04-01 03:17:15 · 11 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first joke is totally hilarious!
but i've the second one many times before.. only that it gets shorter each time...
2007-04-01 17:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to the first one OMG who do u know whos never heard that. To the second one hahahahaha its funny.
2007-04-01 10:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats cute n funny nice job lol
2007-04-01 11:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by blah! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one b4 you just shorten it a bit should have went with all the details
2007-04-01 11:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...Very funny.
2007-04-01 10:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ [þæ] ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, still funny
2007-04-01 10:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
still funny
2007-04-01 10:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by oneworld09 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard both before!
2007-04-01 10:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is that a question! and how is it funny?
2007-04-01 10:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by ellie_93xx 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yup, it sure is....
2007-04-01 10:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋