1)34 muscles to frown, 4 muscles to stick up your middle finger and tell em bite me
2)brunettes and shop and talk at the same time
3)what do sheep count when they cant sleep?
4)if guns kill people can i blame misspelled words on my pencil?
5)when french people swear do they say pardon my english?
6)welcome to the dark side... we hav cookies
7)s..cre..w x-box i play old school nintendo
8)dont hit kids, no seriously they have guns now
9)friends will be like you deserved better anyways...best friends will be calling him up at 2 am making chicken noises
10)if tylenol, duct tape, or a band aid cant fix it you've got a serious problem
11)valentines day: like we really need another day of the year where we feel like cr@p, thank you effin' halmark
12) people are stupid so just turn up the music
2007-03-31 23:28:00 · 5 answers · asked by Katie L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are very welcome rachel
2007-03-31 23:36:05 · update #1
acctually no i got them off icons i found on xanga so ooo what now
2007-03-31 23:37:07 · update #2
You Deserve a Special Surprise Award.
Here you go : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_HcbKMBNUj3oHRk3UQ7Zfsy6IX?qid=20070330165047AAgtREj
Take Care and God Bless You !
2007-04-01 00:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Soul Doctor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard them all before so its not funny anymore. you got them all off www.msndollies.com the dps myfrend reli luvz the 1 that says i tried snifing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose
2007-03-31 23:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't care where you got 'em. I'm gonna use 'em.
2007-03-31 23:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny thank you
2007-03-31 23:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they're good, i don't get some of them!
2007-04-01 00:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Rock Princess 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋