suppozed to go but i'm so ddrunk
2007-03-31 21:46:12 · 23 answers · asked by jamie kat 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God prohibits drinking liquor, yet you can afford to to go your church> You will only create trouble inside your church and be arrested by the police for drunkenness.
jtm
2007-03-31 21:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
listen up--------YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH AT ALL......its a free will thing(sorry for caps,not being rude)..........i post a story i posted in one answer a few days ago
FIRE LIZARD
When Jesus comes back, will he be offended if I want to buy him a drink
FOXY
NO NOT AT ALL AND ILL EXPLAIN WHY.......a guy went to the local priest and was concerned at the fact he drank a few beers each evening after work,he asked the priest if he thought it wrong of him to spend his life in this way and was it a sin....the priest said NOT AT ALL MY SON and said!!! let me ask you something ..OK said the guy.....if i had a barrel and filled it with rocks and said to you the barrel represented your life,would you say you had a full life? ermmmmm yes the guy replied i guess so.......well said the priest,if i poor pebbles all over the rocks and shake the barrel until i can get no more pebbles into barrel would you say you had a full life.why yes exclaimed the guy now i think i would ,OK said the priest and continued then to poor sand in between the rocks and pebbles and when it was full asked if now he had a full life and the guy said to the priest YES YES I AM SURE I DO NOW then the priest started to poor beer over the stones etc till barrel was full ..WOW said the guy...the priest said !!!now my son you can see there is always room in your life for a few beers.........
2007-04-01 04:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by foxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go. The connection you make with God is not dependent on anything but your open mind and heart. Sometimes a little change in your physical being can lead to some new understanding. Drink a lot of water and eat a good breakfast before you go.
2007-04-01 04:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Melody 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will have to live the consequences of living a double life.
If you split your mind into two factions:
1) I want to drink
2) I want to associate with non-drinkers
you will experience frustration. This is a self-contradiction for most people. However, some people are such freedom lovers, they enjoy games of deception.
Because you are seeking outside advise, you do not have the confidence to pull it off.
2007-04-01 04:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by flip33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'd better start praying hun! either pray for the hangover to go away, or pray it doesnt get worse because you did'nt go!! Either way, im sure God will forgive you. dont drive if youre hungover cuz you may still be drunk.
2007-04-01 05:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take two aspirin and go to church in the morning.
2007-04-01 05:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by cherochap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus died for your sins. Go and rejoice. Amen, thank you Jesus. But nothing good comes from alcohol. Anything that ever happened bad in my life was alcohol related. I removed the mass media and the brain washing from my life.
2007-04-01 04:50:47 · answer #7 · answered by LuckyChucky 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just don't splash Holy Water on your face on the way in.
2007-04-01 06:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by -M- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 John 1:9 "IF" we confess our sins God is faithfull to forgive us our sins "AND" Cleanse us from all unrighteousness" God does indeed take you as He finds you but praise God He will NOT leave you in that condition, find out more free on line bible lessons www.amazingfacts.org OR www.itiswritten.com God bless talk to me also wgr88@yahoo.com
2007-04-01 04:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by wgr88 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
better to stay there where u r and still feel love for the ALMIGHTY,just close yr eyes and be in meditation now,it will definately serve both purposes.
2007-04-01 04:50:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋