And lo! Many splendid things did befall us as we cavorted amidst the Tupperware. Betty spoke to me as we did, and she said, "Now you're cookin', kid!", and of course, She was right. Soon we all tired and Betty took advantage of the situation (as is Her way) to tell us of her many colleagues in the world of the "Other Kitchen." She spoke of Oscar Meyer, patron of fathers in the Kitchen, also She spoke of Little Debbie, Goddess of cellophane wrapped snack foods. the tale of the Pillsbury Doughboy (Poppin' Fresh, to the initiated), the God of phallic foods that go "Fuff" was revealed to us, as well as the story of Mrs. Paul, Queen of the Frozen Seas. Betty then bespoke of the twin deities of the most sacred barbecue flame, Lee & Perrin, and also of Aunt Jemima, keeper of the Holy Syrup (and it was good!). Finally Betty told us of that most well preserved of holy mean, Earl Tupper and we were silently awed by the miracle of the Burp Seal.
Let those who have ears, hear, and those that have eyes, see!!!
Thus endeth the Reading for today. Amen.
2007-03-31 17:57:04
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answered by Praise Singer 6
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yes, but it's a family secret
2007-04-01 01:06:34
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answered by greengirl 5
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