What are the ten commandments concerning butter?

Answer 1

Butter remember I am number one
Butter to love thy neighbor than not
Butter not worship false gods
Butter not kill anyone
Butter not shout , butter not cry
Butter honor your parents or you'll have to move out
Butter not cuss
Butter not witness falsies
Butter not get caught stealing
Butter go to church on Sunday, butter bring money

Answer 2

Thou shalt spread thy bread with butter.
Thou shalt not roll ears of corn in the butter.
Thou shalt lick the butter from thy fingers seductively.
Thou shalt not use margarine in baking.
Thou shalt employ a friend to spread butter on thy buns.
Though shalt not make fun of Big Butter Balls.
Though shalt not eat rancid butter.
Though shalt offer up burned butter as a burnt offering.
Though shalt place no margarine before me.
Though shalt always believe it is butter.

Answer 3

1. Thou shalt spead liberally.
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cow and churn.
3. Thou shalt use salt (sweet butter is nasty!).
4. Thou shalt not place said butter too close to oven.
5. Thou shalt use real butter in all recipes, not margarine.
6. Thou shalt throw away any unused butter after one year of non-usage.
7. Thou shalt count thy blessings as thy churn.
8. Thou shalt honor the cow that gave.
9. Thou shalt not use food coloring in thy butter, it is beautiful as it is.
10. Thou shalt serve with all bread.

Answer 4

Thou shall not covet thou neighbors butter but shall buy thine own at Stop and Shop?? LOL

Answer 5

better ask the FSM

Answer 6

tho shall not use as lubricant.