A man was stranded on a desert island and he spent many months there. There were a number of sheep and a dog on the island with him. After a long lonely while, these sheep started to look good to him. So he tried to have his way with them. But the dog was a sheppard dog and his instinct was to protect the sheep so whenever the man got close to one of the sheep, the dog would bark and run after him and chase him away.
One night, there was a big storm and a ship sank and in the morning, this gorgeous supermodel laded on the island. She was weak and dehydrated, but the man brought her water, brougt her back to his home and nursed her back to health.
So the supermodel said "Wow! You saved my life! I could never repay you. I will do anything you ask of me."
So the man says: OK. I need you to keep this dog busy for about 15 minutes.
2007-03-31 16:48:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A good joke. The man must have been in the sun to long. His brain has damage.
2007-03-31 16:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by Jerry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that you, you ... I was in the Navy with you, and you used to tell me stories about it all the time. Don't tell me your still at it?
2007-03-31 17:01:02 · answer #2 · answered by I feel better 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somehow I didn't see that coming, I really need to change my hair color, funny though
2007-03-31 16:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by ashleighharder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA. nice one! i love the part where "these sheep started to look good to him" ...psycho!
2007-03-31 17:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by misseighteen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious it deserves a ten
2007-03-31 17:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. One I've actually never heard before! =]
2007-03-31 16:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very good Joke. Never heard that one before. Thanks for the laugh
2007-03-31 16:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
halarious,no really,hillarious
2007-03-31 17:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by kenji k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololol
2007-03-31 17:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by wise24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok I blew snot on my screen
2007-03-31 16:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by richard_lee_boyd 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋