A couple return from their honeymoon and it is obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a £50 note on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded sadly and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me £20 change"
2007-03-31 16:17:25 · 38 answers · asked by maverick_youth 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeahh Wierd Funny Nice One!!!!!! LMAO!!!
2007-03-31 17:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Nice joke.
Once Santa went to China on a official work. He was received well by the Chinese counter part Mr. Chin who was also friendly. On completion of the work, Santa wishes to enjoy the weekend.
Since Santa is a shy person, with a great difficulty, he had asked Chin that he want to try With Chinese female. So he also had arranged for it. Since Santa was aggressive, jumped and grabbed her to the bed. With in no time the lady started shouting "mullanamullu". Santa thought that it was an appreciation and proceeded.
The nest day, Chin asked as how he felt and moved towards a coffee vending machine. When Santa inserted the coin for a cup of coffee, the machine started shouting "mullanamullu". Santa asked Chin as what does it mean with out telling him the fact.
Chin simply replied !!!!!!
You have inserted in the wrong hole. LOL
2007-04-01 22:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious
2007-03-31 20:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Neeraja Singh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen similar joke in a Malayalam movie Hariharanpillai Happiyanu.
2007-04-03 02:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by Vinu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Well I would like to share one.
A sardar is advised by his friend who says "If you find your wife to be a virgin on the first night, then shoot in the air. If she's not, then shoot her".
The sardar enters his room on the first night, finds his wife to be a vrigin and shoots in the air. The next night he shoots her.
2007-04-03 19:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by queensla2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Aaww! Now that's a Bad Start! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-06 00:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-31 17:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is called a GOOD FAMILY.
Thanks for the laugh before the sleep.
2007-04-01 05:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was nice.Thanx 4 a hearty laugh.
2007-04-01 00:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass the puszy.
2007-04-01 10:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by C B S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋