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2007-03-31 14:28:22 · 17 answers · asked by Michii_1 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

17 answers

Go ahead and FART!
If you fart and he stays then he is yours.
If you fart and he goes then it was never meant to be.

2007-03-31 18:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by beckini 6 · 3 0

Hope he won't hear you. Go fart in the bathroom, but that will only work for so long. Honestly, if it was a first or near-first date, I'd probably try to excuse myself ASAP. It's so uncomfortable and not being able to let it out (or, letting it out, for that matter) can really ruin the night.

PS Carry Gas-X with you, just in case. LOL.

2007-03-31 15:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by florafall 4 · 0 0

Just bear with it.

Excuse yourself as many times as you feel comfortable.

If you can, stop into a convience store and secretly buy some gas-ex.

And whatever you do, avoid gas causing foods at dinner (broccoli, onions, soy, dairy......the list goes on and on...)

2007-03-31 14:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by J. P 3 · 0 0

Take turns lighting the gas.

It creates togetherness.

Get A Grip.

2007-03-31 14:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 1 0

Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom or go outside in a private spot and let it out.

2007-03-31 15:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ms. Allison♥ 3 · 0 0

hold it in until you have a chance to be alone outside (farting in a rest room is not considered proper etiquette) Preferably away from others.

2007-03-31 15:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Find a bathroom and take a number two.

2007-03-31 18:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by M N 5 · 1 0

Try to hold it in until you're in a public, open space. Avoid elevators at all costs...

2007-03-31 14:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by pedros2008 3 · 2 0

Go to the bathroom and just let it all out.

2007-03-31 15:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by sellatieeat 6 · 1 0

Go to the turlit!

2007-03-31 15:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by Grrr! 4 · 0 0

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