2007-03-31 12:46:08 · 12 answers · asked by amber 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rodney dangerfield
2007-03-31 12:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Henny Youngman
here's a taste:
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
2007-03-31 13:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Henny Youngman
2007-03-31 12:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by robee 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rodney Danderfield
2007-03-31 13:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by Tony K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodney Dangerfield.
2007-03-31 12:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The original was Henny Youngman.
2007-03-31 12:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodney Dangerfield always used this line, I believe.
2007-03-31 12:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by nana_bad_ass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was Henny Youngman.
2007-03-31 12:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by irish1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was definitely Henny Youngman, the king of the one-liners.
2007-03-31 12:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Joseph F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackie Gleason.... The Honeymooners
2007-03-31 12:48:41 · answer #10 · answered by danielromero60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋