Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.
When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
2007-03-31 11:00:39 · 60 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent i laughed out loud
2007-03-31 20:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by rdm cherubs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-04-07 15:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-31 11:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-31 11:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by Sugarlump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tink your a star 10 / 10 !
2007-03-31 11:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes , very funny!
It's cold here tonight, will you help me with my wood?,
then we can put our ears between each others legs.
P.S, I don't have a problem Waring a glove
2007-04-06 18:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tink you are the princess of jokes, you shine like the star i have just given you, brilliant. 10/10+star
2007-03-31 11:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-04-02 23:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep Them comming!
2007-04-06 22:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-31 11:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋