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2007-03-31 10:25:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

22 answers

Go round to your house and steal all your stuff.

2007-03-31 10:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are a guy, I'd probably throw you outside, tied to the bed and buy a new bed.

2007-03-31 17:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ask who the heck you are, and how the heck you got yourself tied to my bed in the first place!

2007-03-31 17:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by northernsuncatcher 1 · 0 0

That depends...

If you are a hot female, I would **** you, and then I would **** you, and maybe even ****** you.

If you are male, I would probably have serious misgivings about whether this is my house or not...


Hmmm... come to think about it...
With my luck, I would be tied to the bed, and you would be robbing my place.

2007-03-31 18:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Let my dog get on the bed and see how long it would take you to get yourself untied and out the door.

2007-03-31 17:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by shorty 6 · 0 0

force u to watch pootie tang over and over again. hour after hour. you would never be the same again. then i'd untie u, a hollow husk of a human being. u'd stumble out of my house, then spend time in the psych ward of moses cone memorial hospital.

2007-03-31 17:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by bad guppy 5 · 0 0

Cut you off of it and burn my bed. Then bill you for the new one.

2007-03-31 17:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would apply hot wax on you and rip all the hair off of your body. then i would find someone that does tattoo's to come to my house and tattoo you with all sorts of stuff. then i might let you go but i doubt it

2007-03-31 18:34:08 · answer #8 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0 0

If I told you that we would both be kicked off of here forever.

2007-03-31 17:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Write all over your body......take a few photos, then untie you :)

2007-03-31 17:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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