happened to be manning. "This mower work, son?" the preacher asked.
Little Johnny said, "Sure does -- just pull on the cord hard, though."
The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready to mow he yanked and pulled and tugged on that cord. Nothing worked. It wouldn't start. Thinking he'd been swindled, he took the mower back to Little Johnny's house. "You said this would work if I pulled on the cord hard enough."
"Well," Johnny said, "you need to curse at it sometimes."
The preacher was aghast. "I've not done that in years!"
"Just keep yanking on that cord, Preacher. It'll come back to you."
2007-03-31 09:12:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-03-31 10:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
little johnny gets around a lot
2007-03-31 09:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the preacher will eventully get frustrated enough to curse. If it has to be explained to you then it won't be funny, but maybe you'll get the next one like it
It's funny because it's true and I've been there
2007-03-31 09:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think this the same 'Little Johnny' I know.
2007-03-31 09:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hhhmmm ok
Tink x
2007-03-31 09:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm.i've heard funnier little johnny jokes
2007-03-31 09:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by angela n 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry did not get the joke.
2007-03-31 10:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i got it but it took me a while thats funny!
2007-03-31 09:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by DKB_BABY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i totally agree wiv xxx yasmine xxx i dont get it either ......
2007-03-31 10:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by ILuvU2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will come back to haunt him???
2007-03-31 09:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋