help i ran out of loo roll and am currently weeing out my bum after a dodgy kabab last night. what do i use?
2007-03-31 08:40:11 · 35 answers · asked by vix s 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Coffee filters work pretty good! And they are cheap!
2007-03-31 13:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Bird activist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear oh dear oh dear
If you have kids use baby wipes if not newspaper used to be good for the folks back in the 50s or u may have hankies lying around use those or if you have a babth sponge or face flannel use those just chuck them in bin after washing your botty then go buy immodium and sit on frozen peas to cure your bum from your dodgy kebab
2007-03-31 10:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by sm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, the chair you're sitting on at your computer has done the trick for now, best to use that for the next day or so, until you can get out and buy some bog roll!
2007-03-31 08:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by bumblecherry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newspaper
2007-03-31 08:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by tanya 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Shops still not open ? What about. napkins, tissues, kitchen roll, paper ask a neighbour to borrow a roll. There could be other possibilities...but we wont go there. Good Luck
2007-03-31 08:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by vintagechic1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
are people in 2007 still living without a bidet? that would be the only answer to ones question without toilet tissue.
2007-03-31 14:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by i'm nice guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you must use a bath cloth, then wash it immediately in antibacterial soap. Later, of course, launder as usual.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-03-31 17:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paper towel, napkin, kleenex, if worst comes to worst use an old towel then THROW IT AWAY right afterward and go buy some tp ASAP
2007-03-31 09:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A freshly picked Poison Ivy leaf......fun for weeks!!
2007-03-31 14:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by james.wright521 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Bus ticket, preferable one with a hole punched through it
2007-03-31 09:01:38 · answer #10 · answered by denis9705 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋