A man and wife in bed , the man farts and shouts,"one nil"...wife squeezes one out and shouts back,"one all". When it gets to 2 all, the man follows through and shits the bed.Wife says"what the hell was that?.Man replies"half time,swap sides"
2007-03-31 08:25:48 · 15 answers · asked by titus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was soooooooo funny
2007-03-31 10:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will might desire to color his nether area to appear like a soccer. Lay back seductively on the mattress like a goalpost, you recognize what I recommend. And yell 'landing', 'score' and 'spike the ball'. additionally making cheering crowd noises will help.
2016-11-25 02:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but crude
2007-03-31 08:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by jestbunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like a good fart joke!
2007-03-31 08:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by jewel64052 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best tonight!
2007-03-31 13:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Nasty but funny! 10!
2007-03-31 10:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it!
keep up the good work
2007-03-31 08:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by bertram baines 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats quite funny
2007-03-31 08:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeuuuuwwww!! But I like it!!
2007-04-01 03:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet there was a good atmosphere
2007-03-31 08:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋