2007-03-31 08:20:44 · 11 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know quite a few people who had literal as well as liberal interpretations of the Bible and they were OK with kids being on the lawn. (The reverse is true as well).
The "get off my lawn" crowd definitely has les joy in their hearts.
Hey, Squirrel, do you know of any yard parties on a lawn where we could really torque some "no lawn"-er off?
2007-03-31 11:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No.
I don't believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, but I do indeed want those danged kids off my lawn!
2007-03-31 15:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm, the answer to this question could prolly be found if you were to take some mescaline or LSD, and go sit in the desert on the edge of a precipice for a few days.
2007-03-31 15:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by Walker_Boh_the1st 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Build a fence, buy a pit bull and sit there and read the bible.
2007-03-31 15:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by sashali 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I keep kids off my lawn for their own protection. Rabid squirrels run amok, you know!
2007-03-31 15:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that question. Simplistic enough to tempt you to blow it off, but profound enough to get you thinking. I'm not sure if I could answer that, but great question!
2007-03-31 15:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if kids dont get off of my lawn i just throw a bible at them.
that makes them run away.
if you have a problem use the word of god to solve it.
2007-03-31 15:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Respect your Elders, and things that
don't belong to you.
2007-03-31 15:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother used to scream at them by god.
2007-03-31 15:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus mows my lawn.
2007-03-31 15:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by some teenager 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋