exercise,joke for you?

Question

Joke: Exercise
Posted on March 27, 2007 10:00 PM, Filed under Jokes

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000/month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least...

I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Answer 1

haha
that was funny
it also taught ppl to do exercise
to look good and to stay healthy
so, it was a two in one
it had humor and knowledge
i'd give it a 10 on a 1-10 scale
and it was just in time 4 april fools day!
where did u get the joke from!
cause it rocked!
plz pick me as the best answer

Answer 2

Funny! Sometimes, I feel like exercising, but I lie down until the feeling goes away.

I can identify with the health club one. I always worried about the other guys stealing my gym bag while I was showering, and, like junior high, and high school, I always walked around staring at the ceiling so I wouldn't accidentally see another guy's "junk" and vomit. Yes, I'm a born homophobe.

I begged the staff to let me use the women's locker room, so I could feel more comfortable, and not trip on things, but they said I'd be arrested.

Answer 3

Jokes:
1. Nobody ever feels sorry for doctors, but I heard about one who got so down and out that he tried to rob a bank. Nobody could read his hold-up note.

2. Whenever patients come to I, I physics, bleeds, and sweats 'em; If after that they choose to die, What's that to me! - I lets 'em -- Thomas Erskine, 1750-1823

3. Physicians of the utmost fame Were called at once; but when they came They answered, as they took their fees, 'There is no cure for this disease.' -- Hilaire Belloc, 1870-1953

4. The hypochondriac was a regular in the emergency room -- so much so that when he didn't show up for a week, , the staff took notice of his absence. He finally did show up again, and one doctor said, "Long time, no see. Where have you been?" "Sorry I couldn't make it in," the hypochondriac said. "I was feeling sick."

5. Looking down at the sick man, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. "I feel that I should tell you. You are a very sick man, I'm sure that you would want to know the facts. Now -- is there anyone you would like to see?" Bending towards his patient, the doctor heard him feebly answer, "Yes." "Who is it?" asked the doctor. In a slightly stronger tone the man said, "Another doctor."

Answer 4

Good effort. Strong potential. Daily exercise with joke making will help reach potential..

Answer 5

Funny! Good ones! lol!

Answer 6

GOOD ONE

Answer 7

(((AWESOME)))