Can you rewrite a Bible verse, Seuss-style? (I can't; I'm not very creative...)
2007-03-31 07:13:47 · 18 answers · asked by Purple Majesty 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That God "I am", That God "I am"
Says "Do not eat green eggs or ham"
Do not eat them, they're unclean
Do not eat them, or I'll vent my spleen.
Eat them on the Sabbath and you'll atone
People will chuck rocks and break your bones
Do not eat them here or there
I'm God, I'll know. I'm everywhere.
*sigh* I tried!
2007-03-31 13:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Revelations 6:2-8
White Horse
Red Horse
Black Horse
Dead Horse
2007-03-31 14:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by Zenrage 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a great idea! Except for the fact that Dr. Seuss's main objective was to write books using only one syllable words that preschoolers can read... Jesus will have to be written out!
2007-03-31 14:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from the nation of Uz
Righteous and holy and upright he was
He had his full share of things under heaven
His daughters were three and his sons they were seven.
First stanza of the Book of Job, New Seuss Translation
2007-03-31 15:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"before I kill you with this jackass' jawbone, I'd love to treat you to some green eggs and ham. Maybe then - I'll not have to kill by bloodying my hands,, . . cause you, will have died of food poisoning! . . Just a loving brotherly offer, Able, beloved sibling!"
Of course the Bible would have VERILY, VERILY been far more fun to read if, written by Seuss, the Doc!!!
2007-03-31 14:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by skydancerwi 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think Dr. Seuss version would be more creditable.
2007-03-31 14:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Both books are great works of fiction and some truths. The bible would not makem it in the history books as truth.
2007-03-31 14:19:47 · answer #7 · answered by T-Rex 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Snake in the Tree
by Olden Levee
the Snake in the Tree
Hiss hiss, hiss hiss.
Said come near to me,
Young Miss, young Miss.
Just taste the apple,
with reason you'll grapple..............
2007-03-31 14:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by U-98 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Naughty children? beat with sticks,
That's the only Godly fix!
Still won't listen to your commands?
Stone them dead, into God's hands
2007-03-31 14:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by Dawn G 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did he walk on water?
Did he? Yes, you bet!
Not only walked on water,
But his feet weren't even wet!
Did he feed the 5000?
On ice-cream and jelly?
Well maybe not, but what they got,
Was bread and fish and full belly.
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2007-03-31 15:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋