she sees an old man struggling to cross the busy road just metres from a zebra crossing. She stops the car and winds the window down and asks the man "why are you trying to cross here when there is a zebra crossing right next to you?" Man replies, "well, I hope he's having more luck than me!"
2007-03-31 05:43:48 · 11 answers · asked by sezzie_24 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-31 05:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two statues have been looking into each others eyes for thousands of years, god sees thees two, statues and decides to give them life for two hours.
so the two statues come to life and they go behind a bush and god can hear laughing and giggling they both come back out and with massive grins on their faces,
"you have still got an hour" says god
"alright" they say
the woman turns to the man and says
"this time you can hold the pidgeon down and I'll sh*t on his head!"
2007-03-31 05:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Cal_7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet
2007-03-31 05:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess you`re about 9 years old
2007-03-31 07:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh good lord...I thought corn like that was only in Kansas...lmao
2007-03-31 05:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-31 11:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah not for me ta.
2007-03-31 06:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so bad!
2007-03-31 05:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boom boom!..not too bad I suppose! :D
2007-03-31 05:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, yeah that was pretty good.... ... ...
2007-03-31 05:47:16 · answer #10 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋