one day timmy had a dream that his grampa died.
timmy: daddy daddy i had a dream that grampa died
daddy:well little timmy, grampa DID die last nite
timmy: oh that sux, im gonna mis him
the nex day
timmy:daddy daddy i had a dream that great ant suzie died!!
daddy: well yur great ant zuzzie did die early this morning
the nex day
timmy: daddy daddy i had a dream that you died.
daddy:no little timmy im still here
mom: oh nooo the milk man died
2007-03-31 04:54:41 · 17 answers · asked by koi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-03-31 05:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute spin on joke that is as old as the hills. That Timmy must be about 60 years old because they haven't had milkmen around for about that length of time.
2007-03-31 04:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea, i heard a joke like that- here it is--
one night timmy and his dad were saying their prayers..
Timmy: god bless mommy, god bless daddy, god bless grandma and goodbye grandpa
the next day the grandpa died
a few days later Timmy was praying again
Timmy: god bless mommy, god bless daddy and goodbye grandma
the next day the grandma died
a few weeks later, they were praying again
Timmy: god bless mommy and goodbye daddy
the dad asked what he was doing and Timmy just said... praying
the dad gets scared because of what happend to the parents so the dad woke up extra early to avoid traffic and anything dangerous
when he got home late the mom told the dad
Mom: honey, the wierdest thing happend today... the mail man dropped dead on our front porch
2007-03-31 05:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh did he think his dad was the milk man? ok sorry i'm slow today haha if you could go back and explain that would be good lol
2007-03-31 05:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an OLD joke. I remember it from when I was a kid, but it still made me chuckle.
2007-03-31 05:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That explain why he does not look like me.... and more like the milk man...
2007-03-31 04:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by Pako 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the way you put it wasnt funny but i get it
2007-03-31 05:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHaHaHa funny ♥
2007-03-31 04:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To cute.
2007-03-31 04:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by Nana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-31 04:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by Teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but i didnt really understand it
2007-03-31 05:35:25 · answer #11 · answered by Cinthia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋