2007-03-31 04:01:02 · 7 answers · asked by lalalachicka 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
, the ol , **** me **** me , and anything dirty is cool , just make it sound like you mean it we love it , absolutly
2007-03-31 04:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by DSV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really love mud, spread all over my body, shoved into my ears and up my nostrils. Sometimes, when you're not around, I roll around in pig waste at a nearby farm and smother crud all along my neck, chest, back, shoulders and feet. When I think of you I dip my head into the toilet bowl and flush it and give myself a whirly. I think it's really hot if you let me dump a trash can on your head. We can take a nice, relaxing vacation at a landfill and swim in steamy piles of refuse.
I'm kidding.
Erotic stories are very helpful. Read one and notice the words used by the writers. They're very tasteful and trigger a more pleasurable response than say...Penthouse Forum.
Just google erotic stories/bestsellers and you'll come across a provocative author who can give you some ideas on words to use and situations to recreate.
Good luck.
2007-03-31 11:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by bradpittstuntdouble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like mud!
2007-03-31 11:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dirt, mud, cow dung, or dung of any animal species
ROFLMAO
jeese
2007-03-31 11:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by CC Babydoll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to smell your shoes.
2007-03-31 11:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol unfortunately the answers are going to look like this
******* my **** then ********
use your imagination
2007-03-31 11:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by ann s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you not have an imagination...?
2007-03-31 11:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by MJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋