Got a headache?

Question

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and
the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the
hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but
he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2
neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's
see...size 36."

Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18
years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A
32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit = $600
New shirt = $36
New underwear = $6
Second opinion PRICELESS.

Answer 1

LOL thats so funny 10/10

Answer 2

Headache is a pain in the head, scalp or neck.
Headaches can be caused by minor problems
like eyestrain, lack of coffee or more serious reasons
like head injury, brain tumors, encephalitis and
meningitis. Taking painkillers continuously can
have harmful side effects, so it is better to
modify your lifestyle. More information available at

Answer 3

As one who suffered for decades with them.....I wish I had a second opinion like that! (Except I don't have testicles? Maybe it was the skin tight jeans on my ovaries. LOL)

Answer 4

aww that sucks

Answer 5

LOL