The family of five in front of me in a long McDonald's line. They chatted animatedly, whiled away the time, and then had NO FREAKING CLUE what to order when they got to the front.
If I had a Taser, and less self control, they'd have been mine.
2007-03-31 02:58:38 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
:D Thanks, Bill. I needed that this morning! (If it were up to me, they'd probably be there...along with the person who stood in line in front of me at the dmv and didn't complete any of his paperwork until he made it to the FRONT of the line).
2007-03-31 03:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
American Hell: You can watch Fox News 24-7 and breakfast, lunch and dinner is provided by McDonalds. You are strictly prohibited from watching porn, gambling online and even online chatting. You are prohibited from masturbation and all your activities will be monitored by HSA (Hellational Security Agency). Periodically some Chinese guy will shoot you in the face. You will be forced to attend cultural sensitivity training. You will be required to attend service at some old-people church twice every Sunday and once on Wednesday night (Yes, we know that you're most likely to be old when you die!). Yes, there are days and nights in hell, but the nights aren't any colder. The Macarena is performed every three hours, and participation is mandatory. To accomidate the majority of obese and/or plain retarded losers, Satan made a decree stating that American Hell should have handrails covered with steel thorns in every bathroom stall. Oh, and in the Soviet Russian part of American Hell, the urinals spit on YOU!!
2007-03-31 03:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Katey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to an opening of a new restaurant/arcade/bowling alley . . . thing in my home city last night. It was packed. Right at the top of the staircase at the entrance, a family of five stopped to pose for a picture. Right at the top of the ENTRANCE STAIRCASE!
I think the family at McDonald's and the family last night were the same family. Had I no sense of compassion for others, I would have pushed the entire family down the stairs.
But if Hell exists, these are the people that should be forced to witness their own stupidity.
2007-03-31 03:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry buddy. Hate to burst your bubble, but there is no Hell. The Hell that we all know of, that burning torturous place, was made up by very imaginative religious leaders in order to scare people into their religions. In reality, death is just a deep sleep....a state of non-existence, until the resurrection. This is what the Bible really has to say.
As for that family, they're not acting evil....they're just ignorant, plain and simple. In todays society, seems like the total lack of courtesy is all the rage that people like to practice now, such as talking in movie theatres, yapping on a cell phone out loud in restaurants, etc. Due to their lack of proper parenting when they were reared, we now have a generation of knuckleheads that really don't care about anything.
2007-03-31 03:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello. Know for sure that there is a HEAVEN and a HELL. The one and ONLY way to enter heaven and live eternally in such utter joy and peace is in Christ. Those who don't accept Jesus as their Savior, having not repented of their sins and be changed, will suffer for eternity in hell with satan. God has given you the right to choose, but as God said "Choose life". As for the other matter, had you tasered those people you would have been WRONG, UNRIGHTEOUS, AND would have sowed a sin which would come right back to YOU! Have patience with these kinds of people. Such ones need a Savior and Shepherd, though it would bug the stew out of you. Remember to remove the beam out of your eye. Be kind... and you know what... you could've talked with them and maybe made friends. Think and be patient.
2007-03-31 03:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
And, it isn't like the menu has changed recently. I don't know who irritates me more, them, or people who take forever at the ATM machine. Seriously, insert card, PIN, withdraw, whatever amount, and done. But, there are some who think that is the place to do all of their banking. They would apply for a loan at the ATM if they could.
2007-03-31 03:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hell lasts for quadrillions of years,maybe you should give them the taser.
2007-03-31 03:02:29 · answer #7 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And they probably think they're nice people who are never rude to others.
I feel your pain, and I wish you had that Taser.
2007-03-31 03:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't laugh it off then guess what, you're already in hell. Take a couple virtual valiums and see how the world looks when things like waiting 1minute 23 seconds longer for a double quarter pounder meal supersized with 2 apple pies on the side and an extra order of fries and diet coke of course because you are watching your figure doesn't bother you anymore.
2007-03-31 03:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
I think they should learn to be more considerate. One way is to step aside to let the next person order first.
2007-03-31 03:06:59 · answer #10 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't McDonald's hell?
Dangit, I thought I might just get that in there first...
Okay, how about "Are you in America? Then doesn't everybody carry at least one concealed weapon anyway, why DIDN'T you just blow 'em away?" No, not nearly as good. *sigh*
2007-03-31 03:05:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋