Elf
2007-03-31 02:39:04 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I thought you heard: he outsourced the who operation to Guatemala
2007-03-31 02:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There really isn't much work out there for your sort Elf. Do you want to make shoes? Do you like to bake cookies in trees? Well, than shut up and make me an ipod. You should be thankful Santa took you in.
2007-03-31 02:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by NoFearIamHere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a "santa claus"? I know a character called Santa Claus, but you were not talking about him, right? I am sure that you have learned, in school, about using capital letters whenever necessary. Hey, maybe, for this year, he'll bring you a book on orthography.
2007-03-31 02:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"You will know them by their fruits ..." (Mt 7:16)
to work out if someone is Good or Bad, look at what is produced.
Since the toys for the children are bright, fun and exciting, that is a reflection of the environment Santa must give his staff.
If Santa was a slave driver, the toys would get a "Bah Humbug" rating from the kids.
2007-03-31 02:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mr. Sumac how dare you ask that question. Everything (including the elves jobs) have been moved to Mexico, Taiwan, China and the Phillipines. I understand that all of the elves have been layed off and are fighting for unemployment benefits due to the seasonal work.......
2007-03-31 02:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by sunset 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is a c u n t . Just like Jesus.
2007-03-31 03:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by cadirral 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, in fact, Santa, runs an orphanage for unwanted Eskimo
dwarfs and midgets, which is funded by our Christian government. If not for him many of these little people would be Poplar Bear fodder.
2007-03-31 02:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't a Santa Claus.
2007-03-31 02:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by fdfct 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, he uses slave labor in China and Mexico. He imports these days. The elves formed a union and they were denied their last contract in negotiations.
2007-03-31 02:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Volunteer labor; work release from North pole prisons.
2007-03-31 02:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by wizjp 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, and he uses a whip to encourage the elves to work harder.
The elves are supposedly 3ft high with yellow skin and coolie hats.
2007-03-31 02:47:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋